Apparently this is the ‘about’ page that I am supposed to describe myself or tell you to read my blog. Feels way too much like a cover letter for a resume that I am submitting for a job I will never get. Or an obituary.

On that note, click click–get to the blog. Read it. If you’re a quick reader, it won’t take you longer than 11 minutes. If you’re not a quick reader, than I am sorry for your luck.

Follow me — I promise, I won’t be consistent, but I will be honest. And funny. Sometimes I am funny.