About? Aboot? Say What?

This about page feels way too much like a cover letter.

Or an obituary.

On that note — click click — get to the blog if you want to. If you’re a quick reader, it won’t take you longer than 11 minutes. If you’re not a quick reader, than I am sorry for your luck.

Follow me — I promise, I won’t be consistent, but I will be honest. And funny. Sometimes I am funny.